Election Campaign Pillows

"I said I would take questions - I didn't say I would answer them."

"I'm not sure if this is a pantomime or one of those political debates. . ."

"Remember, your last speech, you got 15,000 tweets per minute to shut up...."

'Supply-side economics is passe - we're now in the bait-and-switch era.'

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

Truth

"I plan to eliminate poverty by taxing it."

Marine le Pen Holds Up Front National.

"No more Minnesota nice!!"

The rich with the Republicans in their pocket.

Things that give you heart-burn at festivals and fairs.

The real reason the White House is sending Joe Biden to Florida.

David Perdue

". . . and yours is the most special of the special interests I cater to."

Joe Biden for President!

"Can you let me have some more promises? We seem to have broken these ones. . ."

"The new German Government will fight urgent problems with courage, decisive action, and innovation. . . and without ruining the people financially."

"The poll results are in. Our lies are resonating with the public way more than our opponent's lies."

Trump re-election

Bernie Sanders on the issues

"This should be fun to watch!"

Giddiup

'I am standing. . . firmly on my . . . record.'

'Who would have thought the democrats would be bragging?'

Batting practice

Fired Up

Dilma Rousseff

Democrats molding Barack Obama from clay kit into what they want him to be

"Sure it's ancient...but it is bipartisan!"

'Hi, I got an emergency call from Mr. Steinbrueck's team again. Don't worry, we know each other well.'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Political Fitness.

'I'm not saying I'm honest -- I'm saying that I'm afraid of getting caught!'

'One or the other, maybe, but I can't make them BOTH lose!'