Election Campaigns Pillows

"I'll put you down as 'undecided'."

'you're Fired!'

"I like low voter turn out. You only have to fool some of the people some of the time."

"If I promise to take you on a fact-finding junket to Bermuda, I'll have to promise to take every voter to Bermuda."

The Sugar Daddy Primary

Kis the baby, Sir, the Baby!

'Maybe it would help if we pushed his position that he's 100% against West Nile disease.'

'I'm not saying I'm honest -- I'm saying that I'm afraid of getting caught!'

'I think this candidate can be bought.'

Honk If You Heart Super-Duper PACs.

'How do you feel about the election?', 'I feel like I'm between Barack and a hard case.'

The Dali 'Bama.

"There are 250 million people in the country - is this the best we can do?"

Newt Gingrich: Racing His Shadow

Women's Vote and the GOP.

Congress distracted by fundraising rather than problem solving.

Super PAC for the re-election of Senator Blort - The Bucks Stop Here!

"This being another divisive election year, I'm putting a surge protector on your pace maker."

Jeb Bush

GOP surprise.

Trump vs Biden

"God, please, help me to win the election."

'Where's all the money in politics I've been hearing so much about.'

Political convention

"....and look."

Labour Party leader Kier Starmer caricature

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

Trump 2020

'What the?... Man!...I was really expecting to wake up to an Obama/Clinton ticket.'

Vote Palin Bachmann.

A poor thing, but our own.

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Gasoline On Fire

'Well, of course I'm hypocritical! -- I have SOME standards, you know!'

Department of Political Posturing.