Campaigning Pillows

"We used to feel your pain, but that's no longer our policy."

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'So, can I put you down as undecided?'

Wilson: The Appearance of Integrity

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"We may need a clearer message."

'Please wait here to be unseated.'

"Attack of the political signs!"

"I may be awhile. I'm soliciting funds for my reëlection campaign."

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

'My greatest asset is I'm so rich, I can't be bought by any interest group.'

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'My greatest asset is I'm so rich, I can't be bought by any interest group.'

"I appreciate the new campaign finance laws, but I miss the thrill of getting around the old ones."

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

Sally, Jim - you'll handle daily speech writing. Vince, as usual, will be in charge of attack ads.'

'I'd like to respond to that criticism by saying that I'm rubber, and you're glue.'

"Give me moderation or give me death!"

'Who did you vote against in the last election?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Big Sky Country

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Caution, lobbyists ahead.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Presidential candidate bandwagon.

No Electioneering Beyond this Point

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Jerry Brown.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"This campaign will address the public perception of rabbit holes."

'Let it go, Neil!'