Presidential Campaigns Pillows

"Betsy and I feel that this election comes down to just one thing - who has the better wife."

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Save the unicorn.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

The Thinker

George Papandreou.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

Dark money donor

Hillary Clinton and American politics.