Failed Campaign T-Shirts

"I made a bid for the Senate, but this is as far as I got."

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

2016 election squabbles!

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The Thinker

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

George Papandreou.

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

2020 Republican Party National Convention

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

Hillary Clinton and American politics.

Freedom of Speech