Failed Proposal T-Shirts

'Your heart, sir, torn out, stomped on and handed back to you in a doggie bag. Will there be anything else tonight?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"Finally something we agree on....you aren't good enough for me."

'I sent out for everything.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

So Close..

Right click for yes...

Bear Costume

Romantic Violinist.

I only have eyes for you

Marry me astronaut

Sitting in a tree

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Serenading

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Words of Love

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Say it with flowers: It!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

Sinking with your heart

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

"Of course I'll marry you - who is the lucky man?"

Love knows no boundaries.

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'