Proposal Phobic T-Shirts

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

I.T. Fear

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

Hello, Susie, it's R

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"I don't see any reason to change, if it ain't broke and all that!"

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

It's sweet of you to ask, Randy, but I've decided just to rent some Mel Gibson movies instead.

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

"I just need you to come up with something brilliant before the weekend."

"That's a beautiful setting, Ralph. Does it come with a stone?"

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

"Sorry, Wendy, but a simple 'yes' is not good enough. I want a mandate."

"Say, buddy, how about a 30 day trial membership before I actually commit?"

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

No caption (A male angel proposes to a female angel. He is on one knee and holding an open ring box that contains a halo).

"Yeah, that's great. Move your head."