Proposal Phobic Gifts

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I.T. Fear

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"I don't see any reason to change, if it ain't broke and all that!"

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

"That's a beautiful setting, Ralph. Does it come with a stone?"

"I just need you to come up with something brilliant before the weekend."

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

"Say, buddy, how about a 30 day trial membership before I actually commit?"

"Sorry, Wendy, but a simple 'yes' is not good enough. I want a mandate."

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

'Well, what if I were the last HETEROSEXUAL man on earth?'