Proposal Pranksters Gifts

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

Sue will you marry me? -Bob. No. -Sue

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Tartar sauce.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"I think we both know who did it...."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Back to the Holidays

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'