Proposal Pranksters Gifts

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

Sue will you marry me? -Bob. No. -Sue

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Back to the Holidays

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen