Privacy Pranksters Gifts

You're gonna have to learn to go with me watching you.

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Tartar sauce.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"I think we both know who did it...."

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows