Provisional Prankster Gifts

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Dynamite little combo

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"The blow drier is broken."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

Hole in forty-seven.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"Hey—no cheating!"

"Personally, I don't think the company's CEO and CFO should be making decisions by rock- paper-scissors!"

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

"Student unicorn"