Provisional Prankster Mugs

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Dynamite little combo

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"The blow drier is broken."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Hole in forty-seven.

"Hey—no cheating!"

"Personally, I don't think the company's CEO and CFO should be making decisions by rock- paper-scissors!"

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

Avoid, Liabilities, Assets.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

"Student unicorn"