Theatrical Prankster Mugs

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dynamite little combo

My other cello is a Stradivari

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'