Failed Proposal Mugs

'Your heart, sir, torn out, stomped on and handed back to you in a doggie bag. Will there be anything else tonight?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"Finally something we agree on....you aren't good enough for me."

'I sent out for everything.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

So Close..

Right click for yes...

Bear Costume

Romantic Violinist.

I only have eyes for you

"Do you mind?"

Sitting in a tree

Marry me astronaut

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Serenading

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Love knows no boundaries.

"Of course I'll marry you - who is the lucky man?"

Say it with flowers: It!

Words of Love

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

'Or you can rent by the week...'

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Sinking with your heart

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.