Proposal Mugs

"I'm looking for a man who doesn't want anything to do with the wedding planning."

"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."

Mergers or acquisitions.

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

Kissing couple melt the snow

How scientists propose

"Ask me again once your skin clears up." Never propose in broad daylight.

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Will your client marry my client?"

'You've broken down my immune system!'

'Full refund if she comes to her senses within 24 hours.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"We're in love.""Details at eleven."

'It would never work. I'm from Venus, you're from Mars.'

Sue will you marry me? -Bob. No. -Sue

'I promise to love you in thirty six equal monthly installments.'

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

She's been teaching too long!

"Romeo! A diamond bracelet? A pearl necklace? Flowers? And...and...wherefore art my @*%&^% chocolates?"

'We come as a package - Mother and me.'

'Are you proposing, or has your back gone again.'

'Harmony before Matrimony'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

The wedding planner took care of everything.

'Will you marry me?'

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

'So what did my Father say when you asked if you could marry me?'

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

"...but you said it was your dream to spend the night in a castle."

'You were done as soon as you used the words 'Pros and Cons'.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Status update...

Deal, or no deal?