Proposal Prints

"I'm looking for a man who doesn't want anything to do with the wedding planning."

"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."

Mergers or acquisitions.

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

Kissing couple melt the snow

How scientists propose

"Ask me again once your skin clears up." Never propose in broad daylight.

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Will your client marry my client?"

'You've broken down my immune system!'

'Full refund if she comes to her senses within 24 hours.'

Sue will you marry me? -Bob. No. -Sue

"We're in love.""Details at eleven."

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

She's been teaching too long!

'It would never work. I'm from Venus, you're from Mars.'

'I promise to love you in thirty six equal monthly installments.'

The wedding planner took care of everything.

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

'Will you marry me?'

"...but you said it was your dream to spend the night in a castle."

'Are you proposing, or has your back gone again.'

'Harmony before Matrimony'

'So what did my Father say when you asked if you could marry me?'

'You were done as soon as you used the words 'Pros and Cons'.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'We come as a package - Mother and me.'

'Okay, I'll marry you, but the minute we start looking alike, I want a divorce.'

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"Will you spend eighteen months and tens of thousands of dollars planning a party with me?"

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'

'Just one question Brad. Is this diamond still in the embryonic stage?'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."