Election Winning Gifts

Obama's Smile.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Away with the warmonger!"

"What was I thinking?!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The Russian Election.

Elections

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Joe Biden