Winning An Election Gifts

2020 US president

Election results.

Obama-winner

'The greenest government ever?'

"En Marche!"

'Ask not what your country can do for you, unless you want to be bitterly disappointed.'

Schwarzenegger says, '' Hasta la vista!'' to Democrats

Congress: 'My motto is, eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may be defeated for reelection.'

More Soap! (Dirty Campaign attack ads end - winners announced).

New heart throb.

"Say, in case you guys win in November, show me how you improved on this filibuster thing!"

"It's great that I won! Bring on the strange bedfellows!"

Power struggle

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"What was I thinking?!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Elections

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."