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2020 US president

Election results.

Obama-winner

'The greenest government ever?'

"En Marche!"

'Ask not what your country can do for you, unless you want to be bitterly disappointed.'

Schwarzenegger says, '' Hasta la vista!'' to Democrats

Congress: 'My motto is, eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may be defeated for reelection.'

More Soap! (Dirty Campaign attack ads end - winners announced).

New heart throb.

"Say, in case you guys win in November, show me how you improved on this filibuster thing!"

"It's great that I won! Bring on the strange bedfellows!"

Power struggle

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Away with the warmonger!"

"What was I thinking?!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Elections

The Russian Election.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'