Election Victory T-Shirts

'Are you supporting Obama's position, or were you just lip-syncing?'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Minister, it might be better if you don't start your speech with 'To celebrate my re-election I'm offering a 50% discount for lobbyists who want a meeting with me.'"

Bye bye Donnie

Biden Trump relay race

Donald Trump hides behind the Lincoln Memorial

Elections

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

The Race.

George Papandreou.

"What was I thinking?!"

Democrat and Republican birthdays

MP's vote.

The Hug

Joe Biden

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

CommUNITY

From Veep to Potus

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Punt Cake

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

First Prize!

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Trump Mask

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'