Competition Victory Gifts

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Can our software do that?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

Putin and Zelensky

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Punt Cake

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Bullseye!

The rocket powered skiier

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes