Competition Victory Pillows

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

The Victors

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Can our software do that?'

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

Putin and Zelensky

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Bullseye!

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Ratminton

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."