First Competition Pillows

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Before his first stunt bike competition, Harold is suffering from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"Just be yourself."

'My feet are killing me.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Triangle

Tension filled the tent.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Ratminton

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!