Competition Champion Pillows

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Your shoe's untied.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Can't Touch This

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Quiz Night...

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

First Prize!

The Unsportables: Relay

100k Desert Crawl

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

Football.

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

Tortoises breakdancing

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."