Competitive Champions Pillows

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

Businesswoman Empowerment

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Can our software do that?'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Raheem Sterling

The Salesman

'Hole in one!!!!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Skate or die."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Football player taking the ball home.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Centaur Sprinter

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Big advantage!!'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."