Competitive Champions Gifts

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

Businesswoman Empowerment

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Can our software do that?'

The Salesman

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Skate or die."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Football player taking the ball home.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Centaur Sprinter

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Big advantage!!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

Rock, paper, scissors