Competition Champion Gifts

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Can't Touch This

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Quiz Night...

The Unsportables: Relay

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

First Prize!

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

100k Desert Crawl

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Tortoises breakdancing

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

Football.

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

Competitive tic-tac-toe