Competence Champion Pillows

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"It's o.k., come on out."

Happy Turkey Day!

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Fathers are Heroes

Ideas Man

Access Assessments

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"Embrace the idea, Stevens, not the ideator."

Annual Board Meeting Of The Center For Interpretive Dance.

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

GDPR compliant

The Solution!

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

The Specimen Hunter