Discipline Champion Pillows

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Welcome."

Science Snobs

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

HAPPY International Women's Day 2022

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

Stop with racism in sport!

I will not waste chalk kid...

Black Crayon

"When can I redeploy?"

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

"Notice how the table is round, so that everyone sitting at it is equal."

Acme Group: Glass Ceiling

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'