Discipline Champion Pillows

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Welcome."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Science Snobs

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

HAPPY International Women's Day 2022

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

Stop with racism in sport!

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

"When can I redeploy?"

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Black Crayon

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

"Notice how the table is round, so that everyone sitting at it is equal."

Acme Group: Glass Ceiling

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'