Petition Champions Pillows

Save the Hamptons

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Loser's Podium.

Corporate Lawyers

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Coronavirus Warriors

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

No smoking initiative.

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

Knight with a pen in an LLP.

Heating costs.

7th annual weird fishes pageant

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'

"And now a word for people who can't sleep at night."

GCSE Geography: Is Paris in . . . . Ring Now on 0898325

"I have 100 signatures for my online petition 'East Dessert First.'"

"As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think."

"Do you suppose she's Miss Egypt?"

"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."

King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"