Petition Organizer Pillows

"It's a petition to stop complete strangers from bailing you up in the street asking you to sign petitions."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Unanimous voting.

Collective Psyche

"We need a union!'

Pearly King and Queen

Before the riots/after the riots

Human Rights for All

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

social services cuts

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

recycling

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

Centerville.

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'