Fundraiser Organizer Pillows

Ballroom Special Event Tonight. Frank called earlier and asked me to meet him downtown tonight. He said his financial worries are over and he'd pay back the money I loaned to him! Sorry, Ernie, I don't have the money for you after all. This job didn't pay nearly want I thought it was going to. Dishwashers Wanted for $1,000-a-Plate Fundraiser.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Face painting by numbers.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Pearly King and Queen

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

"Well, we got the grant."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

The nonprofit dog fight.