Petition Organizer Gifts

"It's a petition to stop complete strangers from bailing you up in the street asking you to sign petitions."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Pearly King and Queen

Collective Psyche

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"We need a union!'

Unanimous voting.

Sloth 10K.

Before the riots/after the riots

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Human Rights for All

social services cuts

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Impotent Democracy

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

recycling

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

Centerville.

Vote for Brown

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."