Petition Starter Gifts

"I have 100 signatures for my online petition 'East Dessert First.'"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Sabrage!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Pints of Lager

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

Champagne Polka

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Champagne Tasting.

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

"It's over!"

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."