Petition Starter T-Shirts

"I have 100 signatures for my online petition 'East Dessert First.'"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Merry Christmas"

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

Sabrage!

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Pints of Lager

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

Ouija Bored

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Champagne Tasting.

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

"It's over!"

After a few glasses of wine the girls started playing around with a Luigi board.

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.