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Horse Rides 50

"Ugh, they gave us these L badges for 'liberal' but I'm a leftist!"

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Inequality Protests

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You're such a good listener."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"