'I thought the ad was recruiting for the local polling station...'
Election Organizer Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their space with a pillow that pays tribute to election organizers—ideal for their campaign headquarters or home office.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."
"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
"By labeling it, I control it."
Unanimous voting.
Elections
"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."
Sloth 10K.
Vote: Have your photo ID ready!
'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'
Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'
Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.
'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'
Cannibalism and 'The Hunger Games.'
'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'
Midterm election s results
"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."
'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"
"The humans would have really enjoyed this."
"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."
The Election Strategy
"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"
"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."
EU Polling Station
A catch-all is born.
A little different
Biden-Trump rematch 2024
'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'
Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'
"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."
Obama TV Commercial
"I'll pencil you in for recess."
The polling station
Election Organizer Pillows Collection
Election Organizer Mugs
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Election Organizer Prints
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Election Organizer T-Shirts
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