Election Organizer Pillows

'I thought the ad was recruiting for the local polling station...'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Elections

Unanimous voting.

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Cannibalism and 'The Hunger Games.'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Midterm election s results

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

The Election Strategy

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

A little different

EU Polling Station

A catch-all is born.

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

The polling station

Amigos de Mitt.