Competition Organizer Pillows

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

Face painting.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Inclusive speech

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Tension filled the tent.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

10 K Tail-Chase

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.