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Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Inclusive speech

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Ratminton

Big Hank's shooting gallery.