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OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

10 K Tail-Chase

Ratminton

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"