Challenge Champion Pillows

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Danger Slow Sand.

Lawnmower

"I miss the Augean stables."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Time to try something new.

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Doggy Bites

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Discomfort zone.

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"