Challenge Champion Pillows

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Danger Slow Sand.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

"I miss the Augean stables."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Time to try something new.

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Doggy Bites

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Discomfort zone.

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."