"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'
Relationship Rodeo Rider Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for a rodeo rider? Capture their bold, daring personality with playful and thoughtful items that showcase their love for the rodeo lifestyle. Perfect for birthdays, supporting their passion, or just because.
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
"Tunnel of love"
"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."
"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."
'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'
"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."
"Oh no! You, again?"
'Yes, it is important - wake him up!'
"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"
"Oh stop judging me, Gerald!"
"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"
A couple in love
Sadomasochists in love
"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"
"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."
"Bertha, will you do me a favor and stop reading those damn 'How to Save Your Marriage' articles?"
"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"
"Anything to accompany a stale marriage?"
'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'
"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"
"The lack of perspective kills me..."
"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"
'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'
Nethead strip: Chucked by girlfriend over time spent on computer
"Events are unfolding very slowly."
Marriage Guidance
"Good morning, here is today's Personal Update..."
"Be honest with me, Jane! Is there somebody else?"
"He does try to be supportive."
The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop
Do you believe in serial monogamy? I did until I found out it wasn't spelled "cereal."
"I'm selling you on eBay."
"Baldo, a young man like you might have a lot of questions...about feelings, emotions...not knowing what is right and wrong. Remember, mi'jo...I'm here if you need me."
'What makes you think your bartender is more qualified than my hairdresser to solve our marital problems?'
Relationship Rodeo Rider Gifts Collection
Relationship Rodeo Rider Mugs
Explore our collection of rodeo rider mugs—funny, inspiring, and perfect for any rider who loves a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Relationship Rodeo Rider Pillows
Bring rodeo cheer into their home with our charming pillows—comfort and humor combined for the rider who loves their space as much as the arena.
Relationship Rodeo Rider Prints
Find the perfect rodeo-inspired prints—ideal for decorating their space with the thrill and adventure of rodeo life.
Relationship Rodeo Rider T-Shirts
Discover our range of rodeo-themed t-shirts—designed to match the adventurous spirit of your favorite rider and keep them stylish on and off the saddle.