Relationship Rodeo Rider Pillows

"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'

"Tunnel of love"

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'Yes, it is important - wake him up!'

"Oh no! You, again?"

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"Oh stop judging me, Gerald!"

Sadomasochists in love

A couple in love

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"Anything to accompany a stale marriage?"

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

"The lack of perspective kills me..."

"Bertha, will you do me a favor and stop reading those damn 'How to Save Your Marriage' articles?"

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

Marriage Guidance

Nethead strip: Chucked by girlfriend over time spent on computer

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"Be honest with me, Jane! Is there somebody else?"

"I'm selling you on eBay."

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

"Baldo, a young man like you might have a lot of questions...about feelings, emotions...not knowing what is right and wrong. Remember, mi'jo...I'm here if you need me."

"Good morning, here is today's Personal Update..."

"He does try to be supportive."

'What makes you think your bartender is more qualified than my hairdresser to solve our marital problems?'

"Is that my pipe?"