Romance Rider Pillows

'We met on 'Love Connection', married on a local TV show, 'For Better of Worse' and divorced on 'Divorce Court'.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Salt and Pepper

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Boyfriend of the Month.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Love Birds love dancing together

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

A Prickly Pair

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I never let my hair down on the first date."