Romantic Cyclist Pillows

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Double Bike

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Proposal on a snowboard

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Lion Toupee

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

Literary Type

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Speed Dating

"It could never work between us. We're polar opposites."

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Coffee.. Sure, I'll go out with you --- It's all part of the process of elimination.

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."