Romantic Biker Pillows

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

A heart shaped cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Proposal on a snowboard

Love by bike

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

Double Bike

Literary Type

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

Whale on a motorbike

Robot and Radio

"Robots these days really can do anything."

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"

Ju'To be honest, I like 'em with a little junk in the trunk...'

"Parry Me!"

Fish Tank Crash Helmet.

'After Fred dreamed of Linda he felt as though he'd cheated on his motorcycle.'

'I realize you'll miss your bike, but you're only leaving it for an hour. And please quit crying, people are starting to stare.'

'We met on 'Love Connection', married on a local TV show, 'For Better of Worse' and divorced on 'Divorce Court'.'

'OK, I'll use the anti-virus.'