Relationship Roller-coaster Rider Gifts

"Oh no! You, again?"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Tunnel of love"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Mine Shaft of Love.

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

'We're in a hurry.'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

'And you must be Hank, my husband's new business partner!'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Church Drive-Thru.

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

Bipolar Bear.

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

Mood Swings.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

Arrivals and Departures