Mini Rodeo Star Gifts

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Pony Rides

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

One!

Rocking Horse

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Pirate

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Rodeos

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Road Buddies

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Pony Love...

Steeroids

Zoom Rodeos

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

'I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun.'