Little Rockstar Gifts

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Rocking Witches.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Dino Fest

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'