Little Rockstar Pillows

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

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Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ringo Starr

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Ray Davies

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

Rod Stewart

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'